Strubel: A Christmas patrol Captain Strubel HAM Drake Drama Queen glided through the clouds, the cloud-ring, the new home of the DEPP, like a chubby shark by muddy silt. It was the 24th December, a date that Strubel meant much, for he had many years ago, taken in the third test starting his captain and the ship was everywhere with Strubel old products decorated. All the more outraged he was that he had to fly on the holiday patrol, but after DEPP now had its own system, the obscurantists from all corners of the galaxy eyed jealous vigilance was announced around the Clock.
"Captain, we've got a strange code of 3 Clock!" be reported to the nose as first officer of the Drama Queen. "I do not want to know how much it is Clock, No. 1, but where this identifier is, damn it!" - "Yeah, Captain` s, ie, front right, if you prefer, "was No. 1 back tartly, looking disdainfully at Strubel Zertifiizat for the basic course" Orientation in Space, "which begins with" barely sufficient " had passed.
"What's this for a strange thing? So what I've seen before." No. 1 scoured the databases, but the identity was unknown. It was a strange ship, frigate size, with a clunky and 4 small brownish red end modules, which were arranged in the direction of flight in pairs of two in a row. "Well, No. 1, if you were paying attention in the fitting lessons at Roske wooden eye, then you knew that this would be a this new T3 frigates. The modular design of course, those are up there appeared to drive modules, and all make the front right with the flashing red light a T3 laser weapon. All hands ready for action! "
From Strubel was highly nervous, because someone had DEPP, together with the new alliance EWOK already hours after entering the war can be explained. Although it had caused great laughter, as it turned out that the respondent was a mercenary organization that called itself "Mercenaries for Hire", thus literally "soldier for hire for hire", but you never knew. "Is this a Mietmietsoldaten, No. 1?" - ". To belong Negative, Captain, who seems to do no Corp, very strange but you see it: as indeed opens a wormhole A white worm hole!" In fact, very close to the strange object itself had a brilliant Wormhole opened, and even stranger: one could hear a lot of high female voices sing something, a kind of chorus, Hallejullaah or something in the way they sang, loud and strangely beautiful, with lots of reverb! The strange flying object waved in a parable on the wormhole, and accelerated greatly.
"Because, Captain, they see it: in the wormhole, the Blue Planet Is that because ... .. the earth?" A bursting ball of fire broke No. 1, who was staring in horror at the screen. Strubel the flying object had a full load of Scourge Fury Heavy Assault Missiles (the one with the extra bonus to kinetic damage!) Was missed, and the little vehicle was practically atomized. "Ha, hit upon it a lesson be "cheered Strubel, while body parts, and strangely enough, a variety of colorful packages, pieces of wood and even game (apparently reindeer) to the armored hull of the Drama Queen einprasselten. The wormhole had closed abruptly and the women's choir was moaning after a short common outcry silent.
"That was a strange mercenaries mercenaries, people, because I watch what you all so sad? Today it's a beautiful day, a day of joy, but today is Strubel
Captain Captain Pat Day . Hallelujah!
