Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Medical Test Volunteers

Star Wars - The Force Unfinished

course, even this hype to the game left to go do not pass me by. On the one hand, because I think Star Wars very well partly because I'm an idiot and the propaganda of the developer believe.

In 'The Force Unleashed' is it, as the name suggests, the power and all their Zerstöungskraft that can be unleashed at any time. But this later. The game is set chronologically between Episode 3 and 4, which made the story quite well, unfortunately, much harm, since each of the films can be concluded finally knows how the game has to end forced moderation. Even to play Darth Vader's secret apprentice, who apart from that he is always humiliated by his mentor, is actually rather sent as a killer to do other Jedi. And here it is equal to go in the story (after the background as Darth Vader was even played - FUCK YEAH!). Transmitted to do the Jedi their lichtschwertet you through hordes of enemies. The light sword is controlled by the Wiimote. Depending on the direction in which her waving - left, right, down, up, straight - it performs a corresponding attack. The Nunchuck is used as a control for the power. With Z it grabs an enemy / object and then it can simply throw on it against the wall, stuff surrounding him, etc. It just never gets boring the enemy to come in the area around. The soundtrack is, of course 1A, but what was otherwise expected. And the last two boss fights are simply sensational.

all so well? No, no, no and no. The game is indeed quite fun, but a certain willingness to suffer must be Vorrausgesetzt. Where should I start with the problems ....
The graph is simply a cheek! It is again a one to one PS2 port presented without any treatment. The Wii has more than three times as much power as the almost 10 years old, Sony crutch. And even for PS2 standards it is not the best graphics. This also prevents any arbitrary Slowdows!
From the graphics to the German language edition. The speakers seem dull, also the recording quality is sometimes terrible and amateur level. Located in the dialogue, the language suddenly very dull and quiet, just the next moment to be crystal clear again.
And the controls? The motion detection for power has few knots, but this does not apply for the Wiimote, respectively, the Sword of Light. The recognition is slow responding, not at all bad to some, targeted combos are impossible. Solely good results are obtained with randomly shaking.
Did I just say the power can be stood up well? Well, here I do not want to be as fussy. You can even uses very well, except just this one, which destroyed almost everything sucks. The automatic sighting. It should help take objects. Problem: there are about half a million of them around in the area, and there fails because every sighting. Also
negative drops to the level design. Supposedly, one is in a virgilantly jungle, on the Death Star, etc. But it is hardly noticeable. This is presumably because the levels are ultra-linear, about five meters wide, but blocked 95% of the season left and right by high walls. These close
levels lead to the next problem, the camera, which is probably one of the most brutal in recent years that I've noticed. In principle, they depend remains almost everywhere, always shows targeted in the wrong direction. switchable - - Zielanvisierung inserted to get the whole thing even verschlimmbessern was still an automatic. These Targets, if anything, the opponents completely arbitrary , and is really only in boss fights to use it.
opponent? Well, opponent is something very private. An AI is not really there, but there are just more enemies. And in combination with the bad camera you will die often, but this is not bad, since every 2 meters is a checkpoint and remain one dead enemy dead too. Apart from the normal enemies, there are between opponents, such as a Rancor or ATST. Both can not really be fought in close combat, because they just trample you. So they must be defeated from afar via bolts, or thrown at the gruesome Zielvisierung with objects. This takes forever and is boring. Closing the whole, as well as the struggles against the raid bosses, which can be defeated but by pure time shaking the Wiimote, an animation with Quicktimevents, which consist only of 'Shake Wiimote' or 'Shake Nunchuck'.
And because the game was too short apparently, I've played through in under 6 hours, is thought the developers, we could actually go through some levels several times for different missions. Lazy sacks! You might want to still reasonably fun, try out Wii exclusive multiplayer mode. After all, this increases the volume a bit.
So now I think everything I mentioned.
STOP! One more thing, the loading times. Level Start long loading pause. New Level section, loading pause. Cutscene, loading pause. Open the menu, load break. Open submenu, load break. Back to the previous menu, load break. Back to the game, loading pause. I think you know what I mean, many of which are only two or three seconds, but damn it for every action! CONTINUOUSLY!

Conclusion:
+ Nice Story
+ Cool last raid bosses
+ You play the bad guys (initially)
+ power use is not boring
+ class Soundtrack
eye carcinogenic graphics
-Slow Downs
-bumbling German language edition works
-Schüttelsteurung
not-horrible Target recognition
camera operator as they were 10 years
-level design from the stone age
-No enemy AI available
intermediate bosses boring and back hollow is
-scale scarce
shop to St. indefinitely

What can I say. Somehow I want to love the game like. But in every nook and end it spits in my face or give me a kick in the balls. And when I consider that the Xbox360/PS3 version has even less than this level, I feel even worse than me already is. Hm .. what am I doing here only given as a rating ... ? Exactly! How about three Lord Helmchen and two cans of dog food! The information center says: hands off!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Paris Kennedy Master Of Paris

challenge Redux

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Is Pokemon Shiny Gold Complete?

It is finished

Since Nintendo is sher unable even with respect to such useful add-ons (the headquarters), narrated happen to be sensible innovation from the "3rd party" corner.

The chip Lose ISOLOADER is finally here. Thus, even ungechippte play Wii consoles easily blown Isos!

Source: http://hackedgadgets.com/2008/09/17/play-backed-up-wii-games/

Men's Jenna Jameson T Shirts

Total Brutal

Death Metal + Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes = Geil

The thought at least the people behind Austrian Death Machine .
The song made a part of Ausprüchen from films by Mr. Schwarzenegger and Metal. Sounds weird, but it is so! Claim, the musicians, however, deliberately as good as any. Every song they just met, according to four requirements: first, a guitar solo. Secondly, sections where 'sing' anybody can. Thirdly, the mosh breakdowns. Fourth, to form, constant high speed by Circle Pits.

And that's what every song. No more and no less. Or, more classic, "It goes off like hell!".

Conclusion: Who
not metal like that should not even bother. Fans of the genre I can only place the album at heart. Or at least If you ever reinhöhren. The education center will award 8 out of 10 bullet holes.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Gay Sleep His Girfriend

aesthetics


So whenever I see this picture my sense of aesthetics and beauty of nature is aroused.



My interpretation of this work of art is primarily concerned with the transience of being, and the experiences of the moment.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Tessalon Perles For Cough .l,ko

Guardian Heroes

There was a time when games were on modules. As was a simpler time. The graphics were flat, the sound is limited. But there lurked a shadow over everything, the CD. So it was the games were still flat, but suddenly the space explodes and the developers did not know what to do with. Some games replaced by interactive movies. Others went into the third dimension. And some thought to, "shit on it! The games remain as they are flat and well! ". This was apparently the idea behind Guardian Heroes.
You do not know Guardian Heroes? Then you will probably die a painful death. Is not much of a miracle! The game was released exclusively for the Sega Saturn, known to be estimated ten minutes past lived in the market. So now would be appropriate explain what is Guardian Heroes. In the 90 Sidescrollerprügelgames were so popular that almost every developer those titles on the market dropped out, almost all botch, comparable today with MMOs. This game stands out because it is good, very good, in fact, probably one of the best titles available anywhere for the Saturn. It remains a classic - 2D. At least almost. Action figures and are strictly 2D and animated wonderfully smooth. The three-dimensional environment, however, divided into 3 layers, the fighting in which (very practical and easy to escape). Changed is the level of fighting shoulder buttons, with L you go backward, with R front. Either can be changed linearly with the Y button. Which we'll get to control itself. However good game is worth nothing if the control does not play along. The box is perfect here. Responds to the slightest input. The moves and combos are not unnecessarily complicated. With A Block, B is attack, strong attack C, Y are commands to the NPCs (very practical), Z is magic.
Action tired all the time!

game modes, there are only two. The campaign, which can either be disputed for two - and let's be honest again, that is precisely what is interesting about this genre. Particularly noteworthy is the non-linear storyline and multiple ends. Again and again, the player Decisions, which, quite trivial, 'Defeat evil-the-story' influenced. This greatly increases the replay value, especially since the main mode is played out in just one and a half hours. However, one then has seen but only a fraction of the nearly 30 'Level'. Who has no desire to play through once, the game saves, either to internal memory or a memory card.
The second game mode is called Versus and that is to be expected. (Provided Multitap and pads) Up to 6 players can be here one on the bell. As playable characters here are not only the protagonists of the campaign are available, but the bad guys and all the stooges - if it been unlocked are.

And now again back to the past with the CD. Uses the advantages of this game now - back then - the new medium. Short answer: Yes. And, fortunately, not cruel, low-polygon 3D models, or - even worse - interactive films, but it has a soundtrack that is so sensational that I describe him at all here can. The developers have even thought along so far and given the opportunity to the soundtrack without playing the game anzuhöhren. CD into the system, and expect a 20 from track 2, in words twenty (!), Sensational music masterpieces.

Conclusion:
+ Break Loose Action
+ Sensational Soundtrack
+ scope
+ wonderful 2D graphics (still)
+ Perfect control
+ no load times
+ Up to six players
+ characters gain levels, to
+ Selectable difficulty
campaign too soon
story irrelevant
dialogs not breakable
-Partially-hectic
slowdowns in many effects and enemies at once

for this game alone is worth a Saturn to create, especially since it now costing almost nothing. So should you stumble on a flea market on the one hand, there is no reason to say no. And you should not defy you to be sure. There is also a remake for the Game Boy Advance - 'Advance Guardian Heroes' - which covers everything but not quite approach the original. The education center will award 9 / 10 hit in the face and a clear game recommendation.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Flu Going Around Mesa Az

Hot AIR

has exactly 5 days ago in Steam and reported to me meant, it will update now. No problem. Update done. A few small quarrels because of the (forgotten) password, but also went by quickly.

converging Now the problem:
The developers of the Steam platform just SAUDÄMLICH.

known, you have to download Steam games to they can play. I eigendlich only two important games: P0rtal and TF2. Both are great together around 3 GB. Steam uninstalled UPDATES but everything from the plate. Ie 3 gigabytes für'n ass. What is the

think? The status bars are fun to watch climb slowly?

Steam Updated constantly it!

Should anyone here read the Steam all serious "Toll" is, he should tell me one thing: WHY?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Hack Ps3 To Connect Ad Hoc Network

The Cat and the PC

This is the cat of my girlfriend.

What they tell the user of the PC's will probably ....? died

Example Of Tv Show Proposals

Poor Wiiwortspielersatzüberschrift

Is it a hard drive for the Wii?
there is a new Zelda game?
Or maybe Mario?
Better graphics?
Without Barriers Online Multiplayer?
Another totally pointless extra controller?
DVD player functions?

NO! It is a

wireless router ! Without External Antenna! But with only one connection!

...

Nintendo, quo vadis?


Edit: Zelda confirmed. Well done Nintendo!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Pregnant But My Cervix Is Hard

GEZ

So

it is a fact that you must register any Internet enabled computer GEZetzlich. It is also a fact that this notification is justified by claiming that it is possible via Internet TV.

But it is also a fact that there is no Internet Live TV Stream in quality of ARD, ZDF and others are.

So it is a fact that their "online Offer" not the podcast available at Itunes comes out.

time apart from that no bad before the nightly news will give way.

I have these facts once sent as a letter to the GEZ.
Let's see what they say.

Do not worry about me, I am a student and have used 2 redirects ..... (And proxies).

Monday, September 1, 2008

Recommended Av Receiver For Ps3

Return of the education center

Eventually, the holiday is unfortunately over.
Two weeks mountain biking, and multiplayer gaming are just as great.

Conclusion: Brawl makes it even more fun than fourth anyway.